Shit Happens Card Game (CAA765252)

We have asked a panel of highly qualified professionals to carefully evaluate each situation card, and rank them on our Misery Index, which runs from 1 to 100. The panel included marriage counsellors, therapists, career counsellors and social workers; collectively representing over 150 years of clinical psychiatric experience. To play, first shuffle the deck, deal three cards, and place them in numerical order of their Misery Indexes. The remaining cards will be used as your draw pile (aka, your big pile of shit). Pluck a card from the top of the pile and try to guess where it fits within the index. Is a 3rd-degree sunburn Better or Worse than seeing your father naked? Is it Worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? You do not have to guess the exact index number (which would be, like, impossible). Instead, all you must do is guess its proper place within the index. If you guess correctly, you win the card. If not, it passes to the next player to guess. The first person to accumulate 10 cards wins! For 2+ Players, Aged 18+.

Squizzys Online ships items within 1-2 business days. Squizzys Online tries to ensure that all products are delivered in a prompt and timely manner. However, from time to time, it is possible that shipping and other factors outside of our control may result in delays. Squizzys Online does not accept any liability for loss or damage suffered by anyone as a result of any such delays and we shall not be liable for any inaccuracy of information provided in relation to the date and time of delivery.

Squizzys Online reserves the right not to ship to remote or rural locations. If you are located in a remote or rural area & you place an order we will contact you to try work out a solution for you, we may be able to deliver your parcel to a town near you. If we are unable to find a solution you will be issued with a full refund.

Change of Mind:

Squizzys Online will accept any new and unused purchase returned within 30-days of purchase for a refund or exchange (excluding freight charges) Any goods returned for a refund or exchange must be in the original packaging and in a saleable condition, accompanied by the original invoice number, date of purchase and reason for return.

Please contact us in the event that you're not satisfied with your purchase or service we have provided as we're more than happy to work with you to ensure a positive experience.

All returns are subject to inspection by Squizzys Online and must be returned to the address shown on the invoice at the consumer’s expense for inspection. Any part that, in our opinion, shows evidence of being used or installed contrary to manufacturer's instructions and/or subjected to improper handling, packaging, or shipping by the customer will not be eligible for exchange, refund, or warranty consideration.

No liability will be attached to Squizzys Online for any loss of profits and/or any other loss, damage or expense arising out of any defect from supplied componentry.

 

Warranty:

If you received a damaged shipment, product and/or faulty item, please send through photos of the damaged item(s) and include your invoice number and name, and we will work with you to resolve the issue.