Exploding Kittens Poetry for Neanderthals by Exploding Kittens - Fun Family Games

xploding Kittens Poetry for Neanderthals by Exploding Kittens - Card Games for Adults Teens & Kids - Fun Family Games

• Poetry for Neanderthals is a competitive word-guessing card game from Exploding Kittens where you must speak good or get hit with a NO stick
• Using only single syllable words, give clues to your team trying to guess your secret phrase; If you mess up and use a big word, you get bopped on the head with a 2-foot long inflatable club
• So, instead of saying broccoli, you'd say something like green thing you eat for live long and have good health
• It's a board game that forces you to explain complicated ideas using simple vocabulary; It's a game that forces you to sound a little bit dumb

• Dispatch date 1-7 days

• Estimated Delivery Time Frame:

  • Melbourne/Sydney/Adelaide/Brisbane: 3-7 business days

  • All other locations: 7-12 business days

For change of mind returns, please contact our customer service for instructions. If for any reason you are unsatisfied with your item, we will exchange your product or refund the purchase price less any shipping fees. (Cancelling your order when it is in transit counts as a return.)

You may return your purchase within 30 days of the ship date. All items must be returned in exact condition including in the original packaging. You are responsible for return shipping costs.

Warranty Policy

We have strict quality control but sometimes goods arrive to you that are not working as intended. We back everything we sell with a minimum one-year warranty (from sale date) that covers:

• defects in manufacturing, and

• not being fit for purpose.

And will be voided for things such as:

• normal wear and tear

• damage caused by accidents, misuse, negligence, lack of maintenance, carelessness, natural disasters, kids, pets and so on

• commercial use of non-commercial equipment (unless allowed by the manufacturer)

• modification by an unauthorised person

When returning a product under warranty you can either get your product:

• repaired,

• replaced, or

• refunded

To return a product under warranty, get in contact with our customer service team and they will be happy to help you. We pay for return shipping costs for all genuine warranty returns