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Rob Elliott's ultimate collection of never-before-heard, best-of-the-best jokes is finally here! We are proud to present the new definitive standard of joke books that will have the entire family in stitches. Full to bursting with amazing knock-knocks, side splitters, riddles, and puns, we promise that you've never laughed this hard in your life.
Q: Why can't you trust artists
A: They're sketchy.
Q: Why did the baseball coach go to the bakery
A: He needed a batter.
Q: What is a tree's favorite drink
A: Root beer
Q: Where does light go when it commits a crime
A: To prism
Q: What do you call someone who grabs your cat and runs
A: A purr snatcher
Q: How do you get a bargain on a cruise vacation
A: Look for a clearance sail.
Q: What did the buck say to the doe
A: I'm fawned of you, my deer.
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