One day, the Nudie fruit (especially the wild outdoorsy types) decided to sail into the sunset and seek out exotic, undiscovered fruit to invite home. After many hair-raising adventures (for the kiwi fruit at least) they finally met a tribe of young, green coconuts who, unlike their brown elders, made 100% pure, hydrating, all-natural, thirst-quenching coconut water! "Perfect!" said the fruit. "It sure is!" said the coconuts. Ah, love at first sight.
A slurpable supply of potassium (an essential electrolyte).